Complexity is your enemy. Any fool can make something complicated. It is hard to make something simple.
- Richard Branson, grundare av Virgin Group.
“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”-Tina Fey.
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Text George Carlin |
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
This is like deja vu all over again.
Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Never memorize something that you can look up.
— Albert Einstein